Thursday, April 23, 2009

Funny Dating Questions

To me, humor is a essential part of dating. Especially girls tend to rate 'good sense of humor', as a very important factor in a date. So if you really want to make a good impression, on your date, you need to bring the funny. These, funny dating question, should help you to get some giggles and improve the overall dating conversation.

1. You need to set this question up a bit. Tell them that it may seem a little odd, but it's very important to you.
Do you stir your coffee clockwise or counter clockwise?
Then when they answer, look sad and say: The right answer was: I only drink tea.

2. What is your stance on cannibalism? For or against.
Take care with this question; it can end a date quickly, if they donĂ¢€™t have a dark sense of humor.

3. How do you feel about the use of fertility drugs and the instances where people have had 3 or more babies, after using the treatment?
This is a bit of a trick question. It opens the door to finding out whether they are interested in a large family or not.

4. If you where an alien, with your very own spaceship and you could abduct anyone on earth. Who would you abduct and why.

5. If you where a bird, what type of bird would you be?

6. Chunky or smooth?
This goes to their preference in peanut butter type.

7. If you could have any type of pet, what would it be?
This question test creativity and tells you whether they love animals or not.

8. Why is sex so sexy and how can you make sex even sexier?
This question is loaded to get them thinking about sex.

9. Why don't they make bullet proof pants?

10. What gets bigger the more you take away?
The answer is a hole.

11. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?

12. If you could be stuck on a desert island with anyone, who would you pick.

13. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

14. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

15. If I was hanging over an active valcano, would you run in and save me.
With this question you want to see how sweet they can be.

16. Do you live to work or work to live?
Gets you into the whole job topic.

As you can tell from these funny dating questions, they are more than just light entertainment. The questions can be used to open tricky dating topics like religion, sex whether they are looking for a short or long term relationship and so on.

You also need to know that not all the questions are suitable for all dates. Some of these funny dating questions could offend your date. So, you need to match the questions to the phase of the relationship and the personality of the person whom you are dating.


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  2. I was looking for Speed Dating Questions and I landed in this post. Had fun reading, I'll be visiting for more for sure

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  4. Hahaha! Those are great! I love the coffee fun:D A great sense of humor is so important!

  5. The cannibalism question is possibly my favorite. I really enjoy when people can get in the spirit of dark/apocalyptic humor.